@anjadrisch: I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20. Please God erase that memory & bring back my car
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@__MICHAELJ0RDAN: Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange.
@leslid79: Oh, you solved a murder? I guess that's cool. One time I didn't run over my ex when I saw him crossing the street. I prevented a murder.
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert