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@i_wasnt_looking: I can't stand fake people.

Unless you're with me and we are faking that we are sober for a cop.

Then you need to be Oscar winning fake.

I can’t stand fake people.

Unless you’re with me and we are faking that we are sober for a cop.

Then you need to be Oscar winning fake.

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