@clarkekant: I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
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@Ghetto_Trophy: When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad.
@TheTweetOfGod: The odds of Jesus coming a second time are about the same as those of ANY man coming a second time. #amirightladies
@leechee420: One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit.
@Adar79Angie: When the girl working the counter says "would you like fries with that?" say.."are you calling me fat??" then burst into tears. Free meal.