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@polychromatik: I can't stand people who are indirect
You know who you are
@atDevin: "AUGHHGGUAUGGHGHGHGHGGGGH!!!!!!!!" - killer wail
@LoveNLunchmeat: People who say losing weight is "just math" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math.
@TomE83_: Hey girl, Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
@ShesARealGenius: Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli.
@Haha_No_Mofo: My doctor told me, "DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED