@abbymedlock: I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.
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@SwartyComedy: They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years.
@bfrosty04: Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch.