@abbymedlock: I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.
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@jilleb163: Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as "Quiet and keeps to herself."
@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
@notfaizzy: There's been lots of "OH MY GOD!" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying.