@ParentNormal: I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting.
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@NathanBgood: He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on.
@BadassBarbie11: Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
@BobTheSuit: Causes of childhood anxiety: 4% Bullying 9% Inability to puncture a Capri Sun pouch 87% Musical Chairs
@KalvinMacleod: HER: this isn't working out ME: is it because I'm too literal? HER: I just don't want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*