@akatinamarie: I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak.
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@philco816: There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone.
@CelebrityChez: Day one of my soup cleanse: Feeling great! Day two: I have robbed a Burger King and killed a zebra.
@offbeatoliv: I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played...
@Wtftab: Useful information: don't turn around if a woman throws a shoe at your back. Because more than likely the other one is in mid flight.