@okimstillhungry: I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned.
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@timdonakowski: "We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake." - Sundance Channel execs
@garrydavenport: "We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?" - people who named the fly.
@KrazykurtKurt: Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta.
@iamspacegirl: hello I cannot come to work today I'm thinking about sad ghost pigeons slowly sinking down through the statues they loved to sit on in life.