@JohnFugelsang: I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her.
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@QwertyJones3: A girl called me "sir" today and I was so angry I took off my suit of armor and stormed out of Medieval Times.
@CountOnVic: Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations
@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.