@JervanF: I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some..
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@chelliet22: Winter. When trees are bare, and you can see into your neighbor's yard, and omg, that's Mrs. Hood's body he's putting into their fire pit!
@kiralc: i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad.
@philco816: Feed your kids soup for dinner, so you can sit at the table for 47 minutes and listening to slurping.
@ilovepie84: They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots.