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@turtledumplin: Cashier: would u like a bag?
Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice
@tackie_jackie: Just gave my husband a 3 dozen box of condoms. He laughed and called it a life time supply.
I laughed and called him optimistic.
@weismanjake: I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance
@mirandaasantos: throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo..
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