@Where__wolf: You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down. *everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!

@natedog2049: What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?

@retniw_nuf: I hate it when I speak French to the homeless guy saying I don't understand English and he replies in French so I have to give him money.

@thatcarlygirl: "So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too." - Dogs

@shesananteater: One day my GPS is gonna say, "You should know this one by now" and shut off.