@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
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@AnOrangeSNES: To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die
@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
@ArfMeasures: OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there
@leshnevsky: - How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.