@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
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@FrogAvalanche: *inside camp-out tent* "Wanna hear-" *puts torch under chin* "-a scary story?" *flicks torch on, it vibrates* "OMG. ITS. NOT. A. TORCH."
@AristotlesNZ: Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi.
@Darlainky: Poker is a game of pretending you've got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.