@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
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@Just_Lee_: If she says "well you're too busy to chat so have a good day" ..what she means is she hopes it's a good day for your hair to catch on fire.
@timdonakowski: Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt.
@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread