@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
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@Donna_McCoy: Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform.
@Sassafrantz: boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!
@behindyourback: Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring.