@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
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@sarcasticmommy4: Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money.
@Diversion50: My signature move is texting "There in 5" while I'm 80 miles away and embroiled in a Kung Fu Dance battle with an uncouth cattle farmer.
@amydillon: It's not a family vacation until someone threatens to throw a prized possession from a moving vehicle.