@WornOutMommy: I can't wait to jump on my kids' beds at 5am on Mother's Day, and holler "WHAT DID YOU GET ME?!?"
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@SexySillyGrl: Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated
@thesupergrobi: I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice.
@thebeckyard: I see you are eating seafood at a midwest Chinese buffet. I, too, like to live dangerously.