@AintNoFamily: I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.
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@NicCageMatch: No, please, let me give up my subway seat to your 6-year-old child who must be bone-tired from a life consisting mostly of playing & napping
@Parentpains: Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.
@GrantTanaka: they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had