@HalfBakedHoney: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world.
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@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.
@KrunkedRobot: Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
@Sal0630: GF looking at lines in carpet: Aww, you vacuumed for me? Me: *flashback to me rollerblading in the living room* Sure did, babe.