@BreadFoster: I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album.
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@TheMichaelRock: Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!
@JumpingJesusH: If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough.
@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf