@BreadFoster: I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album.
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@Black__Elvis: Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing.
@DistractedMomma: My kids use all the toilet paper, dictate when I sleep and eat, and destroy everything I own. My house is its own little communist country.