@TheTweetOfGod: I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.
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@sad_tree: *I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th