@TheTweetOfGod: I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.
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@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
@thepaulahunt: Whenever I see a good looking firefighter, I stop, drop, and roll, so he knows I'm knowledgeable about fire safety.
@AmericanGent69: As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set.