@weinerdog4life: I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@aneesa_p: <--- 30 year old female who STILL snickers when the elevator door opens & the electronic voice says "going down". Never gets old.
@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.