@JanuaryJames: I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six.
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@SteussieErica: As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life.
@vladchoc: For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say "Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"
@AbbyHasIssues: I feel like whoever named it a "magic marker" was really overselling their product expectation-wise.
@mikefossey: Guy: I'll pay for my coffee and the guy behind me Me: hi thanks can I get a large coffee with 85 espresso shots