@JanuaryJames: I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six.
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@reesespiece_: Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is "married."nLike that's gonna stop me!
@TeaAndCopy: WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly ½ a stone ME: WIFE: 3½ kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool
@sarcasticmommy4: Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list.