@Aspersioncast: I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.
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@CaptOblivious1: I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes
@joci2203: [first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?
@BadassBarbie11: Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.