@Aspersioncast: I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.
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@LindaInDisguise: Me: When I was lying in bed, I found this huge lump. I need it removed. Doctor: Ma'am, that's your husband. Me: And your point is...?
@tastefactory: When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult
@brendohare: [evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking]