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@Aspersioncast: I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.
@BeardSpice: My signature move is signing a piece of paper.
@shwebby2: British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then?
Yell "STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"
@mydmac: Diet day 1
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
@TheAlexNevil: 6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me?
*I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name
@christinaloca: When Siri has her period she uses an iPad.
I hate myself.