@KevinFarzad: I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs.
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@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
@chrisdelia: Hey girls, you are not a "mommy" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon.
@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@SortaBad: If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room