@KevinFarzad: I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs.
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@TheBoydP: HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.
@Schmoodles: Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato.
@MakesYouGiggle: Yes I delete tweets when they don't live up to my expectations. Just be glad I don't have kids.