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@StinkyGr33n: I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.

I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times.  You never know when you’ll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.

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