@StinkyGr33n: I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.
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@_Water_Baby: Endless love does not extend to my root beer float. That second straw is decorative.
@awkwardphilippe: That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes.
@StrugglesBGbb: It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.