@mdob11: I carry tumbleweed so I can let it roll across the floor during awkward silences.
@FBSisnothere: Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel
@Ray_stephan: Society: Be yourself.
Society: No not like that
@ThatOneGoodVibe: The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you.
@tastefactory: BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops.
@BabetteJones: Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon.