@Dadsbustednuts: I caught my employee sleeping on my office couch today. I didn't know if I should fire him, or tell him what I did on it last night.
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@OtherDanOBrien: Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled
@tastefactory: Let's ask the Ouija board a question. Is my wife's meatloaf good? *pointer moves to NO* You see, Debra? No I did not move it myself
@noduffers: If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.