@Julian_Deane: I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night.
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@brianbowman73: We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first.
@oakhillbargrill: Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions
@paulrobalino: Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae
@thongbeard: Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage.