@Julian_Deane: I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night.
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@_ElvishPresley_: SPIDER-MAN: hold it right there, Chameleon CHAMELEON: how'd u know it was me?? SM: ur disguised as Peter Parker C: so? SM: *starts sweating*
@Arrogant_Twat: My stomach just made a really weird noise. I’m sending a pizza down to check it out.
@fordm: BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg— BRUCE: Bring me a cape