@Carmensadie: I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that" You should of seen her face. Priceless
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@Sarcasticsapien: Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison.
@Browtweaten: Captain: *opens treasure chest* Arrgh! It be just a mirror! First Mate: Look closely, Cap'n Captain: *studies* The treasure... is me? Crew: Happy Birthday, Cap'n! Captain: *sniff* Yarrr
@DurtMcHurtt: My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days.