@myles_morrison: I changed my wifi name to "14.4k dial up connection" so no one would bother stealing my signal.
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@QwertyJones3: "You're never going to believe this, but my doctor just told me I've got a protein deficiency." "No whey!"
@MableGertrude: If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money.
@o__0Dev: Clearly the people that design refrigerators don't know me if they think 1 tiny cheese drawer & 2 giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.