@myles_morrison: I changed my wifi name to "14.4k dial up connection" so no one would bother stealing my signal.
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@djdarrellripley: After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it "the house"..
@Black__Elvis: My girlfriend's father got mad that I proposed to her without asking him first but there's just no way I would ever marry that guy.
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.