@Brianhopecomedy: I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden.
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@robdelaney: Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don't they want to get better?
@jngraphs: When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy
@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.