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@Lin_Baker: I child proofed my entire house...
and they still got in
@FadeAway2: Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team
@bobvulfov: BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called
DARTH VADER: the death—
[inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard]
DARTH VADER: uh the health star
@HomeProbably: I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing.
@Dutch_50: I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it.
@Bossyboots333: I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago.
She's still answering it.