@Cait_Plus_Eight: I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in.
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@RobDenBleyker: "Poor" is an odd word because when you put it in front of "people" it's sad but when you put it in front of "bladder control" it's hilarious
@natechartier1: *creating garbage cans* God: "That's where trash goes" *creating my twitter* God: "That's where trash comes from"
@Dutch_50: I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble.