@Cait_Plus_Eight: I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in.
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@elle91: In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life.
@ItsAndyRyan: Child twister: "I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad" Dad twister: "Come on son – we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"
@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents