@Cait_Plus_Eight: I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in.
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@jferg1616: Boss: "We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die."
@petemandik: [long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?
@heatherlou_: A "good parenting" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?