@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
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@MyNameIsPappyG: Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer
@neiltyson: Anyone who thinks scientists like agreeing with one another has never attended a scientific conference.
@MelvinofYork: What kind of marriage do the people in tv ads have where one spouse surprises another with a car I mean this is a major financial decision