@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
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@WheelTod: I always carry a pocket knife, because I never know when I'll need to slice open a pocket.
@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
@iamspacegirl: me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space. It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself.