@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
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@Beatonm5: Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make ●︿●
@SatansTongue: Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous "Obamanible snowman...?" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* "Uh yeah just fine"
@DVSblast: OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER.