@Darlainky: I cleared the leaves out of my flower bed because I practice good floral hygiene.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.
@LeBearGirdle: *trying to ask a girl on a date* Me: hi, um [nervously wets lips] would you wanna go out sometime? Her: was- was that a mop?
@djdarrellripley: Him: Sarah is dead. Me: Oh Thank God! She wasn’t answering my emails and I thought she was mad at me...