@HannahAntics: I complain about my kids a lot but I'd be lost without them. Lost in my expensive sports car in designer clothes. Or lost in my clean house.
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@Xalqee: When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
@Gupton68: Went to the gym for the first time in months. It turns out I'm more ready for exhuming than I am for exercising.
@jctwritesstuff: Judging from my reflection in the mirror this morning, I too should not be fed after midnight.