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@lil_dead_girl_: I compulsively open my refrigerator in hopes that the portal to the other world has opened up.

It hasn't so I had some cheese.

I compulsively open my refrigerator in hopes that the portal to the other world has opened up. 

It hasn’t so I had some cheese.

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