@Sarcasticsapien: I corrected the names of all my friends in my Contacts.
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@MadcapsTPS: Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever.
@Glynner85: The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt.
@Scdavis24: Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
@blondecalamity: My ex used to sing "Brown Eyed Girl" to me.... I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign.