@BeatrixKiddo_22: I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down.
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@djdarrellripley: Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle....
@elisemarie91: Remember when parents said "I'll give you something to cry about" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?
@HeyZeus666: I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep