@BeatrixKiddo_22: I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down.
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@ShoutingGoddess: Psst. Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'.
@MartaEffing: I joked at school drop off that the white stuff on my kid was powdered sugar, not cocaine, but I took it too far by rubbing some on my gums.
@deardilettante: Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.