@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
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@Tmoney68: My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake.
@Nyx422: My son begged me not to wear my Poison shirt & spandex to get him on the bus again. So I wore an adult onesie. Guess I won this round.
@MondayPajamas: Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you.
@halloweenbears: If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like "yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph," literally nobody will know theyre fake