@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
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@Staggfilms: Rock Singer: I SAID, YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Me: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE DON'T HAVE MICROPHONES ON THIS SIDE?!
@simoncholland: And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom.
@TheAlexNevil: 5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master.