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@Donnie_Fairburn: I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don't floss

I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don’t floss

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