@PleaseBeGneiss: I could have been a monk but I missed my chants
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@sirmunchie: My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail.
@Ideal_Victoria: [during sex] Him: it'd be nice if you were a little more enthusiastic Me: *pulls out giant foam finger*
@krisv_723: The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison.