@LizHackett: I could host an elegant dinner party, but I don't know enough people with simmering tension over long-held secrets to make it worthwhile.
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@AthenaMystique: Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head "southwest". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye
@JamieGreenlees: Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
@CurlsOnGirls: Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.
@McGunnersite: I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.