@timdonakowski: I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying "et cetera."
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@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.
@senderblock23: Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno
@iMikosnyc: Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let's do this!!!