@timdonakowski: I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying "et cetera."
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@idiosity: Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude.
@Beardson: I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.
@osigat: When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.