@timdonakowski: I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying "et cetera."
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@Rebecca8672: UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat.
@lovemydogduck: My Phone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" and I sent it anyways
@ImaFlyontheWall: *follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*