@TheCatWhisprer: I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.
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@AimeeHelene1: Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B.
@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.
@Ideal_Victoria: I spotted a subtweet and also spotted a squirrel with a juice box... I'll let you guess which one had a greater impact on my life.
@Brampersandon_: MOM: dont lie. The man upstairs is always watching ME: ok mom FRANK FROM 4B (watching on his hidden camera): how the hell did she know that