@TheCatWhisprer: I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.
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@CourtneyBale: "Excuse me, do you validate parking?" I sure do, champ. *kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none.
@sonictyrant: Me: i need some decoration for this cake Store clerk: Icing? Me: Yeah and I can beatbox, can we just focus on the cake?