@lovemydogduck: I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist "try"
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@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
@JillBidenVeep: Barack: Sign here, and here Joe: And then the adoption is final & you and Michelle are my parents? Barack: No, Joe
@venomjunkie2: I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I’m really not glad to see anybody.