@hiitsmolly: "I could probz bench press, like, five of you"-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met
@AlexRogaski: [2 Years into Cosmetology School]
Me:[applying perfect contours] When are we gonna start learning about space?
@mdob11: 911: what is your emergency?
Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY
@DamonHunzeker: He died doing what he loved -- screaming for help and punching a bear.
@simoncholland: I'm sorry you're breaking up [static sound] I'm about to go through a tunnel.
Dad, we're right in front of you
Uh..... go ask your mom.
@HatfieldAnne: *switches the place cards so I'm sitting next to the mashed potatoes*