@hiitsmolly: "I could probz bench press, like, five of you"-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met
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@kirahesser: Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours.
@YoungFunE: I have a fold up treadmill under my fold up bed, so by the time I get the treadmill set up, I'm like "That's enough exercise for today"
@OldUncleDaveO: I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson.
@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.