@aveuaskew: I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin.
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@ericsshadow: "GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE" KID: *goes kicking and screaming* TEEN: You can't do this, I have plans tonight ADULT: Thank you so much
@topaz_kell: When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?
@SortaBad: John: There are places... Paul: I remember George: All my life, though... Ringo: How can antibiotics and pro-biotics both be good for you
@LifeUnPinterest: *Adorns new baby with: Infinity scarf Leggings Uggs Bottle of pumpkin spice latte* They said if her basic needs were met she wouldn't cry!