@Darlainky: I could tell you the story of breaking my arm sledding but be warned, it goes downhill fast.
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@AlisonAgosti: The word "Caesar" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other.
@GingerHotDish: Not to brag, but I’m easily the hottest person in a Waffle House bathroom stall at any given moment in Georgia.
@stephenjmolloy: Newsreader: "And now Tom with the weather." Weatherman: "It's Tim, actually." Newsreader: "Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."
@andylassner: At least once a day I say "nice to meet you" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved.