@rachelle_mandik: I couldn't remember the term "hazmat suit," so I called it a "science burqa."
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@AmandasNotFunny: Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: "Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."
@rorynotroy: if ur ever in a scary movie situation and find that the phone cords been cut just act like the phone still works thatll confuse the bad guy
@NoticablyBacon: December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it