@Pundamentalism: When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07.

@SCbchbum: "Don't kill it!" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it.

@Mindless4Miles: Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler.

@TheAlexNevil: Anyone can be a hero: Make a child smile Rescue a kitten from a tree Reverse Earth’s rotation to prevent an earthquake from killing your girlfriend

@AdmiralAkbrown: "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" "Oh look, it's sleeping!" -every trip to the zoo, ever