@girlontapas: I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime.
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@TheTalkingPipe: Don't care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you're male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut.
@Skullcat: I've done some pretty stupid things while I've been drunk, but in alcohol's defense, I've done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too.
@slooberbie: One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.