@girlontapas: I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime.
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@david8hughes: [egg store] Me: what kinda eggs are these? Clerk: chicken eggs Me: u got dog eggs? Clerk [holdin up a sign saying meet me out back in 5]: no
@Sickayduh: I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live.
@Try2StopME: Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'