@girlontapas: I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime.
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@iBrowniEd: Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape.
@causticbob: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
@Dadpression: "This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd" -Toddlers