@WhosTheresa: I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band.
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@TheAlexNevil: “Danger” was my middle name until I had it legally changed to “No, I’m good, thanks.”
@Donna_McCoy: I would rather that you'd just paid some of my bills, but thanks for this combination rubik's cube/pepper grinder.
@arealliveghost: my computer is organized exactly like my brain, which is to say that I just found a photo of a baby weasel alone in a folder called "good"