@abrianmc: I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
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@tastefactory: WHAT DO WE WANT? License and registration, please. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Sir, please stop shouting and step out of the vehicle.
@hazelmotes1: Superman: I'm my own worst enemy. Lex Luthor: oh. That's nice. I'm literally standing right here.
@TheMichaelRock: If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
@briangaar: Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*